Honestly!

Dear creepy guy who comes into the corner market,

    I really, REALLY wish you would stop trying to talk to me. Why do you do this? You don't know me, I'm sure that you can tell I'm not interested. I never speak to you even when you speak to me, and I act as disinterested as possible. You're like some freak in a bar who won't take no for an answer- get away from me! I don't know or like you. You freak me out; it's gross, because even though I can never tell if those kids are yours or not, I feel bad for them and I KNOW you're way too old for me.
    I know I look older than I am, but only by a few years and you have got to stop this. I haven't told anyone what's going on because I'm a little embarassed, but more than anything I wish you would make your next attempt in front of the cashier who I know from school because I know he would go ballistic if he witnessed you hit on me. Just STOP this innapropriateness because you make me completely uncomfortable and my mother has been waiting since I was in kindergarten to beat the crap out of someone who bothers me.

                                                                           SERIOUSLY,
                                                                                   The UNDERAGE girl you will. never. have.

Comments

[Floyd]

Hi there! I saw you post at Zoot and thought I would stop by.

Next time you see him say something like "hey, didn't your wife used to babysit me?" of "i was telling my mom about you and she wanted your phone number so you guys could chat".